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kids-on-jungle-gymWhat if we were never told to stop playing? What kind of society would come from always knowing you could go outside after work, or whatever, and jump onto some playground equipment?

A pretty awesome society, that’s what.

We have it in our minds that playgrounds are for kids.  The older populous beyond the age of 12 should bid farewell to the place they used to be allowed to run wild, climb, swing, and crawl, and hand it over to the next pack of kids.  That such thinking is only in our minds because bitter adults missing their own childhood put that idea there.  “Stop playing and get to work.”  Because every good adult needs to simply work work work work work.

This idea is wrong.  I’ve known it was wrong since I was falling off the playground equipment at Dennis the Menace Park in Monteray, CA.  From a small age (7), I swore never to forget why I loved to play, or the feeling of swinging on jungle gyms, because I never, ever, wanted to be ‘corporate gray.’   (Yes, as an adult, I have responsibilities that I take care of, too.) Sure, I have happy, sad, and scary memories of playgrounds.  They are a micro-regional space tucked inside a park, or a yard in and of itself, so every emotion in the world exists in a playground.

You cannot remove the ‘Play’ if you want to have a successful society.

Now, I know adults do fun things, too, (rock climbing, swimming, jogging, volleyball, singing in the shower,) but I beg you to put aside your programming for a moment.

Close your eyes, and create a vivid picture in your mind, keeping yourself open to the idea of ‘what if…’

You’ve been in the office answering phones for a few hours, taken lunch sitting lazily on a swing as you eat your sandwich, then go back in when you’re half hour or hour is up.  The rocking motion of the swing, and the outside fresh air made you smile — if only on the inside.  When you walk back inside, you’re refreshed a little and ready to take on the challenges of the remaining hours in the work day.  You’ll do your best.playground net

The clock hits 5pm (or 6, or whenever you’re released), and you pick up your purse or brief case, or backpack, and leave.  You have things to do — like pick up the dry cleaning, and find something for dinner.  Those are just things you have to do and don’t elicit much of an emotional response.  However, right now, you’re going to meet some friends after work.  Only instead of going straight to a bar or coffee house or restaurant, you head to the playground.

This playground has been here for your entire life.  You’ve always known you could come here to let loose, relax, run around for no reason, and get every drop of frustration at the day out of your system.  It’s OK for you to be here, because it’s always been OK.  You’ve always been allowed to play, progressing from the toddler yard, to the normal playground, to the slightly bigger one to accommodate your longer arms and legs as you grew older.  There are even tall teenagers here who don’t quite fit into all of the smaller playground equipment, but that’s fine, because you were one of them, too.  Everyone you know, and everyone you’ve met plays on this and other playgrounds, because it would be stupid to stop.

You were told by a psychiatrist while climbing on the nets the other day that people abolished the ‘no play’ rule long ago, because they realized that an adult human still needed this form of release.  It makes sense psychologically, but you don’t really see the full intensity behind the lesson simply due to the fact that you never had to experience looking at a playground, longing to play, but being forced to turn away because of your age.  You feel sorry for the poor fools of the past who thought playgrounds were ‘just for kids.’  You only see it as ‘play,’ and know you feel much better afterward.  You don’t really miss it when you go home for the day, or run those erands, because it’ll be there tomorrow, as it has been for your entire life.  Plus, it’s free.  The city or grants build the playground.  No one minds, because everyone –from building officials, to the architects, to the builders themselves–get to play on it.  You’re just always taught to pick up after yourself if you bring food.

You arrive at the park.  It looks exactly like the ones you’re used to from childhood, only made to a little larger scale — not by much, since heights of different people vary.  Towering heights welcome you to climb them with bars and poles and nets of various directions and connections.  Wooden bridges that wobble, and slides that burn your butt on the way down are familiar and there to be used.  Swings, jungle gyms, and features of imaginative design wait for you.  You love it.  This has always been your favorite place.  Some of your best memories are here.

You park your car, or bicycle, or motorcycle, and jog in to the park, passing other adults leaving their jobs to do the exact same thing you are doing.  You grab onto a jungle gym bar and pull yourself up to sit on top of the world, because that’s always been your favorite spot.  You wait with your feet dangling through the bars as someone spins on a tire swing across the way, and spot your friends.  They wave to you and run over to join you on the bars.  You drop down to hang by your hands, and “walk” across to the other side to the equipment, and up to the third tier of a ‘house.’ Jenny tells you she got a raise as you two go down the spiral slide and race each other to be the first back to the top.  Tami and Eric sit on top of a geodesic dome and kiss.  That’s where they fell in love. They made dinner reservations to celebrate their 1 year anniversary, and invite you to come after Play.  You smile and tell them as you hang upside down by your knees that you met that perfect someone on the playground yesterday, and are hoping he (or she) will come back today.

This is your day just like every other.  You love being here, and couldn’t imagine life any other way.

Now, go outside and play.  🙂

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star wars darth vaderJust got back from watching the funniest subtitled version of “Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith” with friends –otherwise known as “Backstroke of the West.”  It was a pirated version of the movie that was sent to China before the film actually opened in theaters, and before the CG I was cleaned up.  It was then translated from English to Chinese, then back to English seemingly straight through our friend the Babelfish.  Here are a few notable subtitles from the film.  ((As for subs that were 100% correct, only 21 lines out of the whole movie won this honor.))  You should also take a drink at every sub that’s of a sexual nature, or is heavily construed to be so, such as “I came, my host” said by General Grievous.  There were tons of these lines, and a few f-bombs thrown in, but I left a vast majority of those off the list.

Let’s get down to business!

1.  Hopeless Situation Warrior.  ((a.k.a Jedi Knight –in this case, Anakin Skywalker.))
2.  Hopeless Situation Elder.  ((Jedi Master.))
3.  Boon Elephant.  ((I have no clue.))
4.  Master of the Help.  ((Apparently, this is Master Yoda.))
5.  I beat the intelligence the telephone.  ((Take a drink!))
6.  I was just made by the Presbyterian Church. ((Jedi are Presbyterians?  Who knew?))
7.  The wish power are together with you.  ((The Force grants wishes.))
8.  Hopeless Situation Encampment. ((Where all the Jedi hang out.))
9.  Rotting Hopeless Situation.  ((Insult to Jedi.))
10.  I think the pudding.  ((There was more to this, but I couldn’t get past the pudding.))
11.  Reaching the west of reaches.  ((Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith.))
12.  You can say that again. ((Vader to Palpatine in the Chancellor’s office.))
13.  The West will rule the galaxy again.  ((It means ‘Sith,’ but I’m sure you know where else this can go.))
14.  Kiss too loudly.  ((C-3PO doesn’t like Anakin mackin on Padme.))
15.  Have no thank.  Blow the skin.  ((Take another drink, folks!  by this point in the movie, you should be bombed.))
16.  This is what who fuck.  ((Can you still see straight?  Take another drink!))
17.  I has the hating.  ((I can has cheezeburger, too.))
18.  You are full cock now.  ((Apparently, Anakin’s a Sith now, but oh boy! O_O ))
19.  This is your own masterpiece. ((A far better line than Obi-Wan telling Anakin on Mustafar that all this was his doing.))
20.  Cockhold to be safe.  ((Padame is his WHAT, now?))
21.  Disabled person must solve.  ((See, this is why Anakin had his arm and legs dismembered.  It was all a clever plan.))
22.  My small manikin.  ((Palpatine speaking to Yoda.  But…I thought that was Anakin from the first movie?))
23.  Your dead period arrived, teacher.  ((Poor Obi-Wan.  That explains the hot flashes.))
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST……  At that pivotal moment when Vader is wracked with horror and sadness upon hearing of Padme’s “death” at the very end of the movie when we should all have walked away feeling fulfilled, but sadly were not, we get…
24.  Do Not Want.  ((I was happier with that line than that god-awful, pathetic “No!”))

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green book, closed bookIt took me a while to summon to courage to write this letter, but I feel I now can without pushing away from the keyboard.

 

To my amazing fans:

 

I know you are all counted in a small group comprised of brave individuals who love reading, and care deeply for the stories that take you out of your world. You’ve read the first book, and are probably wondering when the 2nd one will come out. I can’t answer that yet, as there are many kinks in the manuscript that I still need to work through. You’ve been with the characters of Itara through their turmoil and troubles, pain, love, and laughter of their stories, and traveled with them on their journeys. You’ve walked alongside Jareth with his determined stride, laughed or groaned at Khyler’s gamboling nature, fought beside Kyra and the people of the Ferryn, and felt the flame of magic with Mason as he struggles to learn his place in the world. I respect you all for your time, your heart, and your imaginations. Without you, their stories could not come to life.

That is why, with a heavy heart, I must inform you of a change in the world of Itara. I sent an email to Black Rose Writing a few nights ago asking to be released of my contract.  On March 5th, I received a formal letter of cancellation, releasing all rights back to me as the author.  I am no longer published under the Black Rose Writing name.  Although making the decision to leave Black Rose is not an easy one by any stretch of the imagination, I feel it is a necessary step. Please know this is not a decision made in haste, but rather over a couple of months of hard deliberation. I weighed the pros and cons, listened to the emails sent to me by my fans, and took the advice of industry professionals seriously. I believe you, my beautiful readers, deserve a story that is well written, and well edited. The last thing I want is for errors to take you out of the world of Itara, as it seems this printing is notorious for doing. I am embarrassed by volume of mistakes within the book. You deserve far more.

Don’t fret just yet. Simply because I am cutting ties with Black Rose does not mean I am cutting ties with Itara. It is my life’s work, my legacy, and my baby, and it will be a part of me for the rest of my life. I will still work on the 2nd and 3rd manuscript, and will keep this page going, even if there isn’t anything else to speak about. You are still free to post your thoughts and feelings here (being respectful of others, of course), and I will continue to work on Wizzfeth Stipplewhim’s tales of daring do.

On that topic, there will be a new Wizzfeth story at the end of this month.

Thank you for sticking by me, and for believing in Itara, and it’s messages. I will not give up, and I promise someday your curiosity about the rest of the story will be sated.

Yours in the art of wordsmithing,
M.K. Presson

“The end of a chapter only marks the beginning of a new one.” — Me.

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Believe it.  Singing in the Rain

I awoke early this morning at 7am to the splashing sound of cars driving through water, cool air nipping at my nose, and the dulcet patter of rain falling on the leaves of the tree outside my window.  It was the best morning ever.  The rain wasn’t a surprise –as Fritz had said we should expect some variant on the amount of rain we’d receive this morning– so I had planned on getting up early in order to ride my bike in to work, change into dry clothes, and be ready for the day.  But, it seems I’m working from home today.  That’s fine with me, because I have projects I can work on for the office.  For now, I will curl up, relax, and enjoy this glorious morning with a warm cup of cocoa gently heating my hands.

Technically, the wet stuff falling from the sky is considered ‘rain.’  However, where I grew up, this smattering would be called a ‘drizzle’ since it’s enough to get my glasses and clothes wet, and be a general annoyance.  To me, real rain is when it’s coming down with enough force to splash like silver jumping crickets on the pavement, soak you through in a short minute of being outside, make you cuddle up in thick clothing for insulation from the cold, and turn the nearest rain gutter into Woods Creek part 2.  However, the last serious storm I remember was in 2006 , so I’ll take whatever I can get.  The only sad part about today is the lack of coffee in my house.  For that, I’ll need to travel to a friend’s house, but again, that’s fine with me.

Blue rain boots, it’s time to take you out for a solid test drive today, my friends.  If I am urged to jump in a puddle with you snugly on my feet (if there are puddles worthy of being jumped in) I will oblige the child within.  Thank you, Fall, for finally showing your face in the San Fernando Valley.

I suddenly have the urge to work on book 4 while I wait for orders from the office.

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blind justice with scales

Blind Justice

There she is, ladies and gents; the beautiful, Romanesque, Blind Justice.  She sees nothing, but judges fairly, plus she has a sword.  I mean, who wouldn’t respect a blindfolded woman waving around a sword and a set of scales?  She could poke out your eyeballs like olives on a stick if she finds you guilty, and put them in the scales for snacks later on.

Today is the day I am supposed to go into court to defend my innocence in a case involving me, and a prick with a BMW. Or better yet, I should say ‘”was” the court date, for it is no longer on my calendar. It has been X’d out with a thick red sharpie, ripped from the page, and crumpled into a ball for a perfect 3 pointer into the waste basket.

Before you ask, no I am not bailing and heading for the border.  For one, Taco Bell makes me ill, and i would fry like a lobster in Mexico without bathing in SPF 150 first.  No, the reason I use a passive is because of a call I received early Monday morning from the Insurance Company’s lawyers.  They filed a move for ‘Dismissal in my Favor.”  I asked if they needed me to go into court this morning anyway, and they said no, so I asked to have a copy of their request faxed to me for my records.  They did.  I now own a precious fax 3 pages long stating that this whole horrific experience –after a year and a half of grinding at my soul–is Over.

Finito.

Done.

No soup for you.

Bye-Bye.

The law firm gave it their best shot to bully me into rolling over so they could pull over $4000 from my rear end as I cried, “please sir, may I have some more?”  But there will be no crying this day in Sherman Oaks.  In the end (heheh), they failed.  I was never guilty of being responsible for the damage to their client’s car, and I was willing to testify in court.  It seems they finally realized I was telling the truth, and it would cost them far more in legal fees to continue coming after me, when I have nothing they can take.  So, they folded up their egos and closed the case with prejudice–which means they cannot come after me ever again for this issue.

You have no idea how liberating it is knowing the dark shadow of the attacking force is no longer constantly lingering around me.  Lady Justice has removed the 1 Ton weight from my shoulders, turned on the light, and deemed me ‘innocent.’  In the end, the truth has set me free.   The downside to this entire fiasco is my development of a complex against watching any law-related television shows, hearing about courts on the radio, the news, in person, or even seeing a business suit and hearing anything in legal-eeze.  I don’t know how long it will take to overcome the panic attacks they send vibrating through my body, but I hope this fear isn’t permanent.  These guys are lucky I am not going to counter-sue for emotional and psychological damage.

Now I can focus on what really matters: Itara,  and my future.

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Open Mic

Open Mic

I don’t know about you, but I love jokes revolving around nerds and their nerdly hobbies.  Being of the Kingdom of Geekdom, I get all of the little nuances of a Star Trek giggle, or a D&D reference, or even the occasional science joke.  This is why I am such a massive “Eureka” fan.  Having laughed my goofy ass off a chair many times, I decided to give such riotous lovelies a go at an Open Mic Night.

Yes, I scouted it out the weekend before to make sure I wasn’t going to be the main ingredient in a “get off the stage, you hack” salad.

Lulu’s cafe in Studio City, CA earned the coveted spot.  It is the best place to find a creamy slice of cheesecake, sandwiches as big as a baby’s head, tasty coffees and teas, and the musings of local artists making love to the microphone on any given Friday night.  And ninjas.  Coffee ninjas.

The people are supportive and open to whatever creativity comes to life on the small stage. Mostly, people will enjoy the music, laugh at jokes –good and bad– and keep the atmosphere friendly and loose.  It is the best place I’ve ever seen for emerging artists to get their feet wet in new territories.

Open Mic Night brings out the most interesting people; aspiring guitarists, vocalists with their own pre-recorded background tracks, and the erstwhile comedians at heart.  The Friday around August 5th was the day I tried my hand at stand-up comedy for the first time.  Now, I’ve been knee-deep in improv. comedy for over ten years, but going at it solo felt like I was facing down a horde of wildebeests just before a lioness attack.  What I had prepared and what came out where two completely different entitees.  Oh sure, I practiced at home in the mirror, but the mirror doesn’t give you an unforgiving blank stare–just your own familiar blank stare.  I got a few laughs on stage for the Canadian furry hat I walked up wearing, my Pac-Man t-shirt, a few of the nerd related jokes about conventions and my brother, and the Pi joke, but mostly the crowd was accepting.  It was the longest 6 minutes of my life.  I ran out of material about 4 minutes in.  Maybe if I had pranced around doing the Charleston, it wouldn’t have been as painful.

So, in all, I learned I still love to make people laugh, but I am not as skilled  as I thought.  I think I’ll keep my jokes to random quips in the office at our prep-tech’s expense. (he knows we like him anyway. 🙂 ) If I ever do another Open Mic Night, only music will pass my lips, and maybe the occasional bad joke.   You have been warned.

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Books and bookshelves

A pile of Awesome

Anyone who has ever walked into a bookstore, breathed a sigh of relief, and wandered lazily over to their favorite section knows exactly what I’m talking about when I refer to “Book-Sniffing.”  Yes, I am a repeat offender.

The other day I received an important email in my crowded inbox full of GoodReads updates, Scribophile, LinkedIn, and Twitter posts, Facebook posts, and family messages.  This email was important because it centered around a favorite pastime of mine: Reading.  As of July 22nd, 2011, all Borders Bookstores will begin liquidation sales of their inventory.  Cards will be honored up to August 5th, and Borders Bucks will sustain life until July 31st.  Feel free to cry now.

When my local Borders closed its doors, I was in there purchasing books and stocking up on display bits and pieces to be used for any future book signings or readings.  My line of thinking was to continue giving these honored pieces a home in continuing support–literally–of books.  The upstairs “Seattle’s Best” cafe was empty, the chairs stacked in a chaotic mess in the corner, the tables turned on their tops with their legs sticking up in the air like dead trees, and the worst part of this–the milk steamer was silent.  Only the faint vespers of coffees past lingered in the air.  I had spent many an hour in that cafe slurping a hot latte and working on one writing project or another with  earbuds stuffed into my ears and listening to ‘Toad the Wet Sprocket.’  I could walk out onto the balcony to watch the traffic on the street below.  Now the doors are locked, the lights are off –except for one security light–the stairs leading to the second floor resemble those of a deserted haunted house, and one of my favorite places to chill on a weekend or after a horrible day at work sports a “FOR LEASE” sign on the window.

It upset and enraged me that my local Borders closed just as my debut novel, Itara: Son of C’reseth, was released into the world.  That is my baby and took me a quarter of my life to complete.  I had spent five years gaining a rapport with the staff, and had even been promised a place on then ‘Epic Column of Fantasy Epicness‘ by the sweet, fluffy man in charge of the science fiction/fantasy department.  The event coordinator had already agreed to hold a book reading for me there, though negotiations had been in its baby stages.  That particular door unceremoniously slammed in my face and broke my nose.

It seems now this pattern will repeat for Borders Bookstores everywhere.  By fall, one will no longer be able to sit in one of their comfy chairs, or curl up between isles with a brand new book in hand, and the sole intention of cracking the neat, perfect binding in order to inhale the delicate aroma of the ‘new-book’ smell.  Sure, there’s always Barnes & Noble (which is surprisingly holding on despite the incredible rise in ebook sales).  I will definitely be  making it a point to park myself and my laptop at the nearest one, or on the 2nd floor with the fantasy novels, surrounded by my author brethren.  And of course, there’s the rare and used book stores that will exist because people will want to relive the old days of sniffing books.  Will this simple joy be buried by the anti-glare of the LCD  Kindle and Nook?

Although Borders was not a mom and pop bookshop, it simply saddens me that the days of these humble stores — and these dreams of entrepreneurial bibliophiles– will be gone forever.  Those were some of the best little stores, displaying local authors and the well-known’s in their windows, along with a fat, lazy tabby cat.

The economy (Thank you, Bush :p ) being in the crapper as it is, and the ebook sales along with the rapid change in the book publishing industry, continues to force these precious bookshops to clear their shelves.  If someone ever opens a “90’s Bookshop and Coffee Stop” in homage to the days of giving writers a home via the Seattle vibe, believe me I will rest my tushie on a chair, and settle in with a good book, my laptop, and a soy latte.  And I will continue to enjoy the fresh crackle of a brand new novel, or the delightful aged aroma of a book long in years and thick with adventures.

Live on, my friends.  Live on.

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fireworks over the oceanLast weekend, I was 8.  Metaphorically speaking, of course.

I was too <s>wasted</s> tired after the events of the 4th of July weekend to post anything all week, but have now regained my second wind.  Please allow me to reminisce about the awesomeness that was the good ‘ol US of A’s 235th birthday.

Saturday was poorly planned.  Ray and I left the house at 4pm to get to Santa Monica.  We got there at 6 after having to ride our bikes halfway across Hollywood to catch the next bus without bikes on it at La Brea and Wilshire.  From there, we rode from Veteran park to the coast.  Regardless of my bitching about starting so late, Ray was patient, and we even had sandwiches at the beach.  Complete with sand.  Now, the reason I say I was 8 years old is because of one simple word:  Swings.  Santa Monica had left the old swing sets and ring sets up on the beach, and –me being a child at heart– could not resist seeing if I could get a swing to go all the way over the bar.  I had forgotten how freeing and fun a swing set could be.  Up, down, up, down, pump, tuck, pump tuck.  Although it was work, it was fun, and best of all, it was free fun!  Some of the best times in life are when you simply try to touch the sky with your feet.  I couldn’t get Ray to join me in childish glee, however, but the both of us were watching this man monkey swing across the rings.  I tried the rings.  They are not easy.  Hence, that gave me an idea for Yitanian training equipment.  Monkey Man, was grinning as he glided from ring to ring.  Even the kids that gave it a shot were good, though they had to be hoisted up to the starting ring by their parents and given a shove to get started. That night, we were treated by an impromptu firework show up the coast.  Despite the late start, it was an awesome day.

Sunday, I worked a bit, and basically lounged at Ray’s.

At 11am Monday morning, my friend Ray and I went to Santa Monica bearing our bikes on the front of the bus, and riding down to the coast when there wasn’t room.  Fortunately, we were able to take the 761 to Westwood because of the kindness of the bus driver as he allowed us to put our man-powered fuel efficient machines into the back of the bus.  I hope he had an awesome bbq that night. We had sandwiches again, wandered around, exacted revenge on a 19th century “personality test” machine in the carousel, but sadly did not greet the swing set again.

Santa Monica was moist.  If my hair hadn’t been tied back, the humidity would have caused it to look like an enraged Chia Pet.

At 9pm that night, we hauled our bikes through the sand to the cusp of the beach, and sat on a flattened cardboard box.  If there is anything to know about America, it’s that We, as a young nation (in the scope of histories more persistent countries) are good at blowing shit up.  This was proven true as firework explosions went off all around us –except for in the ocean itself.  It became a fight between Malibu and Pacific Palisades.  The latter when on for a full 1/2 hour after Malibu’s pyrotechnic display had run dry.  We were in the center of brilliant burst of colors, and sonic booms, and were even inspired to compose a sonnet about the occasion.  Sadly, neither of us remembered the lines, so that particular poetic point will stay locked in time with the moment.  We were able to sing a few patriotic songs, “oh Canada” in regards to Canada day, and even hum the overture of 1812 as the fireworks exploded on que to the canons.

All in all, it was an awesome 4th of July weekend that left me with some pretty good snapshot of my life.  One of which was listening t “Just my imagination” performed life at dusk while a flock of seagulls flew by the sun.

Swing set, we will meet again.

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grapefruit blastI pealed a grapefruit this morning.  I know; momentous, huh.  For some reason I have always loved the big squishy juicy fruit that bears no resemblance to grapes at all.  Why it is important that I pealed one this morning?  Because of this:  It fought back.  One peal into the bitter rine and a fountain of citrus water hit me in the face.  It was downhill from there as the grapefruit essentially destroyed itself.  The only way I could consume this ninja fruit was to eat it over the sink looking like someone with no meal manners in their brains.  If the guy I spoke with yesterday knew that I had battled the bulgiest of seeded treats, then he probably would be laughing his Pink Floyd 1973 tour shirt off at the way I had to eat my morning meal.  I had the glazed expression, the dripping vital juices, and the messy fingers.  All I was missing was the guttural utterance of “Brraaaaaaains.”

Breakfast Zombie, I have become.

As for said “pink floyd’ t-shirt wearing boy, I met him in the oddest way.  I stopped at the Beehive to get a water refill from having ridden my bicycle from Burbank.  I asked him if he could keep an eye on my bike while I went inside, and he nodded.  When I came back out, we started talking, and although I was sweaty from the ride and donned in my cycling clothes, we enjoyed a nice conversation, and even listened to a couple of songs at the open mic night.  He was nice, and somehow got me to sing “Autumn Leaves,” –a song I haven’t sung in years since jazz class in college.  He’s new to L.A, and I although I think he’s sweet, I find it cute that he somewhat resembles John Lennon.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I will listen to a white boy rap in Lemonade Mouth’s “Determinate.”  It’s catchy.

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They exist.  In almost every coffee shop you venture into for that late-night relaxing tea, or early morning slap-in-the-face cup of motor oil, there will indelibly be that one, head-turning barista that puts the ‘perk’ in your cafe visit.  Of course I’ve ogled my fair share of latte lords.  Having once been a barista myself, I can bond with them over topics of coffee creations and differing recipes between coffee houses.  These handsome sparkly guys have come and gone without much more than a “wow, he’s hot” from my end, and some harmless flirting.  Again, having been a barista, I know the tactics and what makes for good customer service: The better you are, the bigger the tip in the jar.  I also know the rules of the customer/barista relationship, what you can and can’t say, can and can’t do, and such.  Still, even with my vast supply of customer service knowledge, that rare breed of Cheerful and Cute is hard to ignore.

For the past six years, I have set foot into dozens of coffee shops across California, seen hundreds of hot espresso-steaming boys, and had lazy small talk with many of them, but until now, none of them have ever made me want to go back for more coffee time and time again.

Recently, while on lunch a few weeks back, I stopped into the Starbucks closest to my workplace –a move I’ve made countless times in the last year while on a Flight of the Bumblebee hunt for lunch–for a refresher cup of coffee to get me through the rest of my day, and had my attention caught by the simple phrase, “You ordered this last time.  I’ve seen you in here before.  Is this your usual drink?  Are you a regular?”

For the sake of anonymity, lets call him Barista Boy. I looked up, smiled, answered with a positive, and waited for him to make my drink.  “He’s cute,” I thought to myself, thinking he was yet another lovely smile in the crowd of green aprons, black shirts, and logo baseball caps.  The next day, Barista boy remembered me, remembered how I liked my drink, and asked for my name.  I polity asked for his, and he gave it.  Now Barista Boy has a name, and I was a little more hooked than before.  After a week, I found myself in there more often than usual just to have two minutes of conversation with Barista Boy.  We’d talk about random things:  Where he came from, how our days were going, laughing over mispronouncing simple words, ect.  All the while, we were separated by the wall of clean bar top and racks of mass produced merchandise.

I had said I was having a bad day, and asked him to make something that would help me feel better.  He made me a drink, remembered I needed Soy, and hoped the beverage would work to alleviate the aggravation of the day. Following this was another drink that he invented, and he had to refresh his memory on how to make it just because I’d asked him to.  Then, he asked me to come in early the next day to try another variation of the drink.  Normally, by this point with any other barista, I’d have not shown up.  But seeing Barista Boy always makes me feel better, so i dragged myself out of bed, and drove ten miles barely conscious for a specially  made coffee of which he would not reveal the contents.  He did say he’d alter it because I looked like I needed caffeine.  I ALWAYS need caffeine.

Here’s my dilemma:  Between the drink creations, the conversations, the body language of leaning in, smiling, not blinking and looking at the other person while they talk (him, too.  Not just me.), offering of names and work-days, fluff conversation, flubbed speech (both of us), and him greeting me first every day instead of me being the one to say ‘hello’, how am I supposed to know if he likes me–even as a friend, or if he’s just that amazing at customer service?

For once, I actually think I like someone.  I’d kept my heart close for almost a decade, not allowing myself to like anyone out of fear of rejection, feelings always being one-sided (mine), blah blah blah, and excuse after excuse.  Would he find it weird if I asked to friend him on Facebook?  Would I be crossing a line if I asked?  Am I misinterpreting the signs and wind up feeling like a complete ass?  I reiterate, for once, I like someone, and don’t want to scare him away.  This feeling is far too rare for me to simply wave away.

To my blog readers:  Help.

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